On finding G-Man curled up in bed with me in our guest bedroom (master bedroom was painted that day) at 2:00 a.m.: Me: "G-Man! Did you come to sleep with me? How did you find me?" G-Man: "I just listened and followed the sound of your snore."
"Mom! Stop the car! My friend Grover Rowbert doesn't have his buckles done!" -- G-Man, speaking of his new imaginary friend
"Hello there, little fella!" -- G-Man talking to a worm that was making his way down the driveway.
G-Man: "Mommy, who were you talking to on the phone?"
Me: "I was talking to Daddy Daddy Dear!"
G-Man: "Mommy, Daddy isn't a deer. He's not a wild animal."
"Mommy, I want to stay in your hug."
-- G-Man, after asking for a hug while we were grocery shopping.
"No, no, no. Absolutely not." -- G-Man, speaking to his Elmo doll