This is going to be awful. I may not even be able to watch long enough to make fun of their lip synching. Seriously, people! Hold the microphone like you hold it when you are actually singing!
And I can't even talk about the "choreography." Why am I still watching this?
The one great thing about results shows at this point, is that I can basically watch the whole show on fast forward.
My friend Michael is safe. That's all I care about.
First eliminated: John Park
That's a good call. He was awful.
Does anyone else hate the way they make the parents of the eliminated contestants stand on the upstairs balcony and watch their child perform? Or is it just me?
Second eliminated: That Jermaine kid that wears the footie pajamas.
Danny Gokey! I like this song! Go Danny!
Third eliminated: Michelle Delamor
That's a good choice too. She was kind of boring.
And the last elimination of the night is between Lacey and Haeyleyeyey Homemade Headband.
Fourth eliminated: Haeyleyiei-ei-oh Vaughn
I was going to say something about her terrible, terrible extensions, but I wasn't sure they were extensions until the highlight reel they showed of the initial auditions and Hollywood week.
Um, they are extensions. And that is some terrible hair.
Sorry. That was catty. I really do feel sorry for her that she has to sing after crying through that highlight reel.
Yikes. Can't watch this.
What did you think? Did the right people go home? Is anyone out there reading this? :)